A sandwich should not be made of fat and whiskey. It's not good for a sandwich and it's not good for the person who would eat said sandwich.
A sandwich isn't an escape from reality after all. A good sandwich does not help one forget he or she is alone or bored or scared of dying. A sandwich should nourish and give strength.
I am sad. I have to face reality and it sucks. I can't really handle sandwiches. My back hurts.
